As you read on Saturday, we were in the presence of the DIY SOS team on Friday night. After we’d moved on to another pub, we had a chat about celebrity encounters. Most people seem to have them, from the impressive like bumping into Johnny Depp outside your local Spar (I know someone this happened to) or spying Tom Cruise on holiday (my housemate), to the less impressive, like, er, well, Nick Knowles I suppose.
This got me thinking about my own celeb encounters, so I thought I’d share.
Aled Jones

I mentioned this in Saturday’s post, but here’s the photo I got of our meeting. That’s my pal on the left, Aled in the middle, and me at the end. To put this in proportion, Aled and myself are standing up straight while my friend is slouching. I am 5’4”. Aled is quite short. He was lovely though, as was the whole team he had with him. Very polite, friendly and charming.
I left feeling more than a little in love with our Aled. I’m so pleased he’s got the Sunday Surgery now, not working under Moyles, who I can’t bare.
Jo Whiley
Me and my best friend met Jo at the 2009 NME Awards. I think we probably confused her quite a bit by mistake. We were being herded down the stairs by a security guard, ready to go into the main room, and Jo walked up the stairs past us. I’m quite a fan of her show, and called out, “Jo!”
Mainly my call was out of surprise more than wanting her attention, but she heard me and stopped and turned round. At this point, I realised I had nothing at all to say to her, so I smiled and waved like an inbecile and said hello, while my friend gave her the thumbs up. Jo looked baffled, said hello, and carried on up the stairs. Sorry about that, Jo.
My friend has met Jo since, at an event at her union. This time, she managed to compliment her on her shoes.
Rick Edwards
Also at the NME Awards. Actually, in the Nandos opposite the venue. Rick came in and ordered take-out and sat down a few tables away from me and my friend, who we’ll call S. S and I had just been gawping at a passing NME journalist we both recognised, and were unsure it was a real celeb, especially as neither of us could remember his name, or what he was famous for. Eventually, I realised he was on T4, and after a swift phone-call to a friend, A, with a google request, we worked it out.
That same night, we saw Ke$ha falling into a taxi, played beach ball with Effy from Skins and got elbowed away from Damon Albarn by photographers. The best encounter that night though:
Noel Fielding
I bloody love this man. He turned up at the awards wearing a big fluffy jumper and spent ages waving to the crowds on the balcony above the red carpet, with the other Mighty Boosh guys.
Later, S and I had a spot at the front, and Noel, playing Vlad the Imapler for Kasabian, charged about chucking severed heads around, and finished up spitting beer over myself and S. Nice. I still love him though, and it’s a good story.
Jacqueline Wilson
Twice, at the Hay Festival. LOVELY lady. So friendly and had loads of time for everyone who wanted autographs and chats. She understands how important her fans are.
Philip Pullman
Also at the Hay Festival. Didn’t like him much, actually. Very disappointing.
I’ve saved the best until last.
Chris Wolstenholme
Muse’s bass player. Oh God. I still can’t believe I met him. I’m a Muse fan-girl. S and I went to watch him play football at a fan meet-up and met him afterwards. He wasn’t as tall as he looks on stage, but he has lovely eyes. He was a dream, not a let-down in the slightest.
My brain fell out when we got near him and I lost all ability to communicate successfully. I ended up scuttling backwards in front of him with about 40 other people, trying to put my ticket fro the gig the night before into his hand. I managed to say his name about eleven million times during this, and got out “Thank you!” when he gave me my ticket back. I was so cool. Here’s my signed ticket.
